(with apologies to MST3K)







             - MCB 4:35 A.M.







   ...1.0!

...with Escape Velocity Theatre



I should really shut up and play!”

Just repeat to yourself, “It’s just a game

With things being that way (la-la-la)

You’re wondering how he eats and sleeps



Gayle! (“Men are all pigs!”)

Hector! (“Hello”)

Andrew! (“Compatibility, dammit!”)

Cajun! (“I’m the list god!”)

Ambrosia Roll Call!



With help from his Ambrosia friends

He’ll have to implement his code

When the beta time will end (la-la-la)

Now keep in mind Matt can’t control



And keep his GPA above three. (la-la-la)

He’ll have to sit and code them all

The most that can possibly be, (la-la-la)

We’ll send him lots of suggestions,



   they put it to the test

So they got a bunch of users and

They thought the new game was at its best

Run by a guy named Andrew, I think

He worked for Ambrosia Software, Inc.



Who came up with the game EV

There was a guy named Matt

Last April A.D.

In the not-too-distant future